Inte kan jag låta bli att ta The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test
Raw score: 14% Big Breasts, 27% Big Ass, and 92% Cute!
Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composure than others who’ve taken the test.
Överraskad? Jag? Nej.
Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women.
Fel tolkat skulle jag våga påstå. Inget har jag emot runda kvinnor… Men det fanns inte liksom sådana bland bilderna i testet.
…third variable, “cuteness” is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you’re into deflowering teens. […] In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, more innocent look. Kudos!
Recommended Celebrities: Jessica Alba, an absolute goddess, and Natalie Portman, if you can handle her acting.
Rekommenderade? Aj som på lunchmenyn liksom? Höh. Dumt sagt. Natalie Portman? Nja… nä.